Mike Comrie = Whipped Cream

by Jes



Guys, what do you get your girl as a gift for her birthday?

A nice piece of jewelry? Flowers? Chocolates? A romantic dinner?

Well, in the world of celebrity dating, that just won't cut it.

If you are Mike Comrie, and you have a famous girlfriend, you buy them something a little more 'substantial'

Hilary Duff's expectations were low when her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, called recently to say he'd picked out an early 20th birthday present for her and that "I hope you like them."

"Okay, it's shoes or something," Duff recalled thinking as she went to her sister's house, where Comrie had said he left the present in the garage. "I opened the garage, and I was just like shocked, just standing there."

Before her, with a big red bow on top, was a Mercedes-Benz G-class SUV (retail price: more than $100,000).

New shoes? Oh my god, how dare he think of something so low and plebian?

The one problem with having a celebrity girlfriend? You need to do a lot more 'maintenance', just like having an expensive foreign car.

Poor Comrie made one of the ultimate guy mistakes, however, in setting the bar WAY TOO HIGH this early in their relationship.

Every birthday, anniversity, holiday, etc., Comrie will now be expected to buy lavish gifts for his celebutante.

Yes, every gift he buys will ultimately be compared to "The Benz"

Really, how badly does Comrie need a lay? A Benz?

I'll be shocked if they are still together by this time next year.